Subject: rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang Application for Village Idiot
Date: Wed, 01 Apr 1998 14:58:32 -0500
From: David Lyons <lyonsd@atl.hp.com>
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Atlanta, GA
Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang

POSITION: rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang Village Idiot

NAME _______________
 Just leave an "x" if you can't spell it, or if you forgot

AGE     [ ] 0-5
        [ ] 5-10
        [ ] I can't count that high

HOBBIES (check all that apply)
        [ ] pud-wanking
        [ ] nose-picking
        [ ] zit-mushing
        [ ] participating in "get rich quick" spam
        [ ] calling 900-number sex lines

EDUCATION
        [ ] Outcome-Based/Goals 2000

ISP
        [ ] AOL
        [ ] WebTV

NUMBER OF CLUES YOU PRESENTLY HAVE
        [ ] 0

FAVORITE TV SHOW
        [ ] Jerry Springer
        [ ] Montel
        [ ] Rikki Lake
        [ ] Barney

FAVORITE MUSIC
        [ ] Rap

ARE YOU A TROLL?
        [ ] Yes

DO YOU REALIZE YOU'RE A TROLL?
        [ ] No

ORGANIZATIONS (check all that apply)
        [ ] Democratic Party
        [ ] NOW
        [ ] NAMBLA
        [ ] HCI
        [ ] ACLU

HOW DO YOU SPELL "CAMARO"?
        [ ] C-A-M-E-R-O

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT CARS CAME FROM
        [ ] Motor Trend
        [ ] Listening to Goober on the Andy Griffith Show
        [ ] "Earth in the Balance" by Algore
        [ ] Watching my favorite TV show

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT LIFE CAME FROM
        [ ] Motor Trend
        [ ] Listening to Goober on the Andy Griffith Show
        [ ] "Earth in the Balance" by Algore
        [ ] Watching my favorite TV show

OTHER NEWSGROUPS YOU READ (check all that apply):
        [ ] alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.babies
        [ ] alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen
        [ ] alt.politics.democrats
        [ ] alt.feminism
        [ ] alt.fan.unabomber
        [ ] rec.drugs.psychedelic
        [ ] alt.sex.incest

ROLE MODELS (if you're listed here, don't check yourself):
        [ ] Satan-Boy
        [ ] IROC Spew Goo
        [ ] ANALMotion
        [ ] Marc Tellier
        [ ] ACBig

IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, EXPLAIN WHY YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT VILLAGE IDIOT